A Gallery of Stock Photos Depicting Women in Unsustainable Meditation Postures Nothing says “tranquility” like sitting in an awkward, painful position. “Can you hurry up and take the picture, my metatarsals are really grinding on the dock, and my hips are on fire.” “Am I Zen? I don’t FEEL Zen…” “Just ignore the pain. We’re only gonna be here for like 10 more seconds.” “Try not to think about falling in…try not to think about falling in…” “On the bright side, the photo shoot will help pay for the hip replacement surgery.” “I don’t know what’s worse between the hip pain or the bugs.” “Where do I put my elbows? Here?” “I can hold this for, like, 5 more seconds before I scream.” “Does this look tranquil? ‘Cause my hips are killing me.” “Is this awkward enough?” “I’m gonna need to schedule a massage after this photo shoot!” “This dried grass ain’t doin’ me any favors. I’m gonna have a word with my agent later” “OMG, my metatarsals! I can’t believe I agreed to this!” Share this:Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Google+ (Opens in new window)Related