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This Jordache Commercial Makes Me Happy

A Gallery of Stock Photos Depicting Women in Unsustainable Meditation Postures

Nothing says “tranquility” like sitting in an awkward, painful position.

“Can you hurry up and take the picture, my metatarsals are really grinding on the dock, and my hips are on fire.”

“Am I Zen? I don’t FEEL Zen…”

“Just ignore the pain. We’re only gonna be here for like 10 more seconds.”

“Try not to think about falling in…try not to think about falling in…”

“On the bright side, the photo shoot will help pay for the hip replacement surgery.”

“I don’t know what’s worse between the hip pain or the bugs.”

“Where do I put my elbows? Here?”

“I can hold this for, like, 5 more seconds before I scream.”

“Does this look tranquil? ‘Cause my hips are killing me.”

“Is this awkward enough?”

“I’m gonna need to schedule a massage after this photo shoot!”

“This dried grass ain’t doin’ me any favors. I’m gonna have a word with my agent later”

“OMG, my metatarsals! I can’t believe I agreed to this!”

A Patch of Pix

Posse In Effect

Jail

2 Gremlins

Stool Bus

Space Age Lawnmower…

…slash popcorn popper.

Orange Medley #1

Extra Crispy!

Six Sets of 1s and 0s that a CPU will Digest & Send to Your Display for Your Viewing Pleasure

Let's Go

Let's Go

The Attitude of Great Poets

The Attitude of Great Poets

I Don't Wanna Go Back…

I Don't Wanna Go Back…

How To Be Awesome

How To Be Awesome

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Truisms by Jenny Holzer

Truisms by Jenny Holzer

A Sextet of Pix

It's Happened Before

It’s Happened Before

The Best Kind of Lapdance

The Best Kind of Lapdance

Nobody's Safe!

Nobody’s Safe!

Fam

Fam

1,000,000,000 Years

1,000,000,000 Years

Oh, THERE they are...

Oh, THERE they are…

Three Vintage Ads

Love Rug

Love Rug

Scientific Evidence on Effects of Smoking

Scientific Evidence on Effects of Smoking

“Bile Beans” is such a catchy name — what happened to this brand…

…All about Bile Beans.

A Secret Stash of Images

Edvard Munch: Summer Night by the Beach

Edvard Munch: Summer Night by the Beach

White Lipped Python

White Lipped Python

Autumn in Patagonia

Autumn in Patagonia

Four Seasons

Four Seasons

Trail in Washington State

Trail in Washington State

Magic Path

Magic Path

Christian Orthodox Schema Monks

Christian Orthodox Schema Monks

1958 Philco Predicta

1958 Philco Predicta

Online Ordering Projected from the '50s

Online Ordering Projected from the ‘50s